Life According to Cats

What is that noise outside?

Sometimes at night, I peer into the darkness by the window. What’s that chirping? Is that my friend raccoon? It is near another full moon. The raccoon friends usually show up when it is bright at night.

Or is that one of those entertaining squirrels I see climbing up and down the trees during the day? Things seem to be so active outside. I can smell the restlessness out there!

Will you please stop your shuffling inside the room? Wait, was that you making the noise Penguin? I don’t know anymore, I’m concerned. Maybe I am a little scared. I’ll just point my ears backwards.

Perhaps I should get ready to run away in case that noise comes anywhere near me.